**RETAIL 2: 12/10, 2 PM**

***RETAIL 2 TICKETS ARE HERE!! 🧑‍🎄❄️🎄*** Ho, ho, ho! Fan favorite Lorraine is back, and this time she’s spreading Christmas sneers and jeers all over the Hallmart store! Lorraine hates customers and she hates Christmas. She especially hates her corny coworkers, who cry over Hallmart movies and have “no taste whatsoever.” She’s a Grinch and a Scrooge rolled into one! The only person who Lorraine admits to liking is the dead Russian author Dostoyevsky. She’s often found her in the break room reading him or making out with his poster. Her manager, Stuart, loves this time of year. He bakes Lorraine cookies and invites her to his Christmas party, in hopes of helping the Scrooge to grow a heart. Instead, Lorraine is visited by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future. One of them is the ghost of Dostoyevsky! He takes a fatherly interest in Lorraine’s journey, encouraging her to stop judging everyone and being so nasty all the time. All in classic Russian bluntness, while adjusting to modern times (Lorraine has to teach him what Instagram is). This show is a knee-slapping good time, complete with original holiday carols. (Including, ‘O Little Town of Binghamton’ by Retail 1’s lovable Con-Man, and Mrs. Sapperstein’s Hanukkah song). It’s a Sunday matinee that will be SUCH a holiday vibe - complete with carols by the talented Randy Way, and eggnog in the Lost Dog Lounge before and after the show. Don’t miss this snazzy blast of a sequel!!! It’ll put you right in the holiday spirit, and help your heart to grow about three sizes too big. <3 Sunday, 12/10, 2 PM, Violet Room of Lost Dog Café (222 Water Street) Doors open at 1 pm for carols and cocktails!

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